sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

(via laughterthroughtears)

(Source: ohpuppies, via brozbeforehoes)

0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

(via la-la-laurennn)

(via lulumcfu)

lovability:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

omfg

(via lulumcfu)

(via lulumcfu)

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

(via theorlandoredneck)

maniclaughter:


illhavenumberthinplease:

yoga-body:

00eyecandy:

UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.

^you my friend have just opened my eyes


 #dear everyone who thinks no one notices them

maniclaughter:

illhavenumberthinplease:

yoga-body:

00eyecandy:

UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.

^you my friend have just opened my eyes

 

(Source: youbelieveyoureceive, via lulumcfu)

dontletthisheartgo:

cookiemonstahz:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

Are yhu being serious or is this a joke?! Cuz if this is a joke, its NOT funny.

lol wut.

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

(via laughterthroughtears)

oh hey Tumblr, holy shit

shiphassailed:belagasm:

fuck you america

portugal has TWO freedom days

image

america has 365

image

(Source: belaboobs, via theorlandoredneck)

Zayn’s face.
dead.

Zayn’s face.

dead.

(via n-i-a-l-l-icious)

blackromney:

a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty

(via h8hysteria)

perfect

perfect

(Source: cecilialee-anne)